Mordhau
 TheEmeraldArcher
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One flew over the DerFurst Nest

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  • 29 Dec '16
 TheEmeraldArcher

I use CAD modeling for engineering purposes but I've never learned video game modeling even though I'd really like to

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  • 29 Dec '16
 TheEmeraldArcher

@Qwampa said:
when?

Then™

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  • 29 Dec '16
 TheEmeraldArcher

Skinny Eurowhore eh?

Needs some thickness imho

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  • 29 Dec '16
 TheEmeraldArcher

Vanguard don't forget talking about the ethicality of archery in video games

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I think you forget you can riposte and then have the active parry effect off the arrow vanguard

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  • 29 Dec '16
 TheEmeraldArcher

Use google chrome for your browser and it will auto translate everything

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I gotta put a new image in a couple days when it gets info from my game, but apparently I'm quite knowledgable in the use of a guy named "Luke" and "easy accessories"

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Every single last one of those arrows was dipped in molten salt and cancer cells too.

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@DOESNOTCOMPUTE said:
bowmen are queers.

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Yes, yes. Very weak and queer tbh fam.

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@SirZombiethe3rd said:

@Doggo said:

@TheEmeraldArcher said:
Archer footage plox

*Delet archers from game tbh

*There won't be archers, just people with bows imho

Well historically in Europe an archers job was not only to shoot. Games tend to force the archer to be pretty wimpy by way of having bad weapons and armor. Mordhau is just going to fix that and not make an archer a pussyfoot mouthbreather given that you can still be effective in melee and function as light infantry as well as a missile troop.

Anyone could be a Bowman, an Archer was a military Bowman I believe

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  • 27 Dec '16
 TheEmeraldArcher

Well call me the grinch because I just realized I need to kill Santa.

No wonder Christmas is so commercialized, Santa's a Jew

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  • 27 Dec '16
 TheEmeraldArcher

Inb4 games make people violent and dark individuals

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  • 27 Dec '16
 TheEmeraldArcher

Hairball pre pubescent cuck

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Well hot diggity fuck

Now give us a raw gameplay video pls

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  • 27 Dec '16
 TheEmeraldArcher

Hamsters get worms, it's what they do

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pretty cancerous music tbh fam

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Go back to Czechoslovakia

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  • 27 Dec '16
 TheEmeraldArcher

I know what a remote is and an ottoman but I was confused as to how I'm those things

Guess what I even know what a vhs tape is wowzers