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 CaptainGaymer
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something like Halo 3's two for one achievement or chiv's double decap would be good

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get a gopro so you don't need your roommate to record for you

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anyone could kill anyone because guns don't require you to be physically fit just don't aim it sideways like a nigger and you're set

M40A3-with-NF-3-15-2-1024x338

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no im a healthy young lad

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@vanguard said:
It depends tbh, was it raining outside?

snow

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  • 31 Dec '16
 CaptainGaymer

My family was having a reunion and we had a big dinner and I was sitting next to an Aunt that I've only talked to like once in my whole life and she was talking about how she had an abortion and she started crying about it and it was really boring and I had to fart so I let one out and it was nasty and smelt horrible and I made someone laugh and my Aunt went hysterical and my mom sent me to bed without dinner. Why would this be considered rude I don't understand?

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  • 31 Dec '16
 CaptainGaymer

cucked nigger

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  • 30 Dec '16
 CaptainGaymer

here's a 15,000x15,000 image of Lazy's avatar

GW7TKWz

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  • 30 Dec '16
 CaptainGaymer

dont be a shut in autist and making friends is easy

also be funny and confident thats the biggest thing

and be attractive it doesnt matter too much but it helps

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  • 29 Dec '16
 CaptainGaymer

if you decide to get it, get rhe complete edition. Vanilla is unplayable.

Also make sure you wipe out the Shoshone right away. Fuck the Shoshone.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1bOBjZMJ2l8

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  • 29 Dec '16
 CaptainGaymer

it's probably because TB added those later in a patch if i remember right and they were too fucking lazy to update the stat files

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  • 28 Dec '16
 CaptainGaymer

fixed

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  • 28 Dec '16
 CaptainGaymer

Go to Douments, MyGames, CMW, UDKGame, Config, and open UDKStats

post whatever you have in there

[AOC.AOCStatWrapper]
CacheAllExpValues=12029000 - Total XP
CacheAllExpValues=4653 - 1h swords
CacheAllExpValues=571 - 1h blunts
CacheAllExpValues=471 - 1h axes
CacheAllExpValues=212 - Daggers
CacheAllExpValues=598 - Secondary weapons
CacheAllExpValues=190 - Bows
CacheAllExpValues=143 - Xbows
CacheAllExpValues=105 - Javelins
CacheAllExpValues=7296 - 2h blunts [maul best]
CacheAllExpValues=7045 - Vanguard swords
CacheAllExpValues=5720 - Knight axes
CacheAllExpValues=1878 - Spears
CacheAllExpValues=3284 - Polearms
CacheAllExpValues=19759 - Knight swords
CacheAllExpValues=0
CacheAllExpValues=10
CacheAllExpValues=5
CacheAllExpValues=2
bResetStats=False

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  • 28 Dec '16
 CaptainGaymer

i'm not getting either but if they show a proper representation of all 9 circles of hell that'd be dope

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  • 27 Dec '16
 CaptainGaymer

if you are god why did you give me a 3rd nipple

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  • 27 Dec '16
 CaptainGaymer

wtf they show off 15 minutes of walking around fisting yourself in damp hallways but then they get to the cool part with the super demon they cut it off

shit game

[spoiler] it looks kinda cool [/spoiler]

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  • 27 Dec '16
 CaptainGaymer

owns bad rats : show