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 CaptainGaymer
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@Valmirius said:
That Brittany Herring's profile is about as ghetto as it gets:

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Could someone please translate the above?

it's not that hard to figure out man.

"Court in the morning, start work on Tuesday, let's go"

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niggers are the problem here not trump

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tbh I would play the Mason order more often because their lore is cool but the Agatha colors are better

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no excuses

if you were TRULY dedicated to the masons you'd quit the game ever time you got switched to the agathana

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@ToLazy4Name said:
Dude check out my awesome and totally not time consuming and budget sapping idea

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buddy you can't talk if 40% of your time is on Agatha

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  1. Vangaurd's Red Guards
    Depending on the size of this unit I can throw them at the enemy endlessly and whittle them down

  2. Arr0wmancer's Necromancers
    Arguably the most important unit in my setup, i'll have them back up the Red Guards so that incase of heavy casualties I can revive them all and emulate WW2 once again

  3. Roshawn's Cyborg Ninja Collective
    Use this unit for covert ops like assassination of multiple high ranking officials of enemy army, or use them to destabilize a country

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not care too much and look forward to Halo 3 Anniversary's release on PC

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Imo every sort of toxic behavior should be punished asap, otherwise the community becomes a cesspol of cancer and toxicity with people shittalking each other in the most cringy way possible. Especially those edgy 12yo lmao, these guys are fucking aids in online communities. Even worse when they have more then 20yo but still edgy 12yo behavior

toxicity is the best part of all online communities

something about these stupid fucking idiots raging at each other over a game is stupidly amusing

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@SirZombiethe3rd said:
MAYBE HE STABBED HIMSELF WITH AN ARROW YOU DONT KNOW THAT!

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aside from the obvious [hacking] what will most definitely get you banned permanently?

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after you know the tricks and shit of every weapon its more a matter of improving reaction time and knowing when to dodge and run or parry

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i don't know how you cucks manage to use one weapon for so long, shit gets boring fast for me

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pollution and destruction of the atmosphere is the only real reason i could see but even then I'd rather die than be turned into some robot. after all, if it can't transfer my consciousness it won't truly be me, it'll just be some shitty knockoff

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i don't see why you would ever get rid of your biological masterpiece of a body for some shitty mechanical parts

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How dare you say that to communism? What has communism ever done to you? As a matter of fact, Communism enforces equal rights, So if you hate communism you are a homophobe. It's clear that your nostalgia for capitalism has brainwashed you to the point where you actively reject all alternatives, You transphobic bigot. As i am speaking right now i am calling my secret network of commies across russia to trace your netvalue so you better prepare for the crash, Capitalist, The crash that destroys the pathetic thing you call your money. You're fucking bankrupt, Kid, I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Russia Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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i already have a unibrow you don't need to add one

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NEWS FLASH: CUSSING ISNT COOL

These days every where you look human beings of all ages are spewing NON STOP vulgar and profanity. Well I think its about gosh darn time that all stops ! Is it too much to ask for a little bit of maturity ? I for one know im better then this i know it yes! From this day on you know what ? This comes to an end. I wont be tolerating anymore potty mouthing from myself or anyone around me. Heck its 2017 im sick of all this dirty cursing and you should be too!

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This is sword of a big deal.

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