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  • 13 Dec '16
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@TheDankestMeme said:
Whisper get cancer confirmed?

funnymeme

53 91
  • 10 Dec '16
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S K A L L A G R I M E M E S

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  • 8 Dec '16
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@Plebican said:

@Humble Staff said:

@Havoc said:

This may sound really gay, but I'm extremely excited to see everyone's playstyle ingame, and what their avatar will be.

How is this gay? Im very excited about it too, specially if every choice of loadout has a place in the game (except for obvious ones like naked people with a dagger insert former user meme and stuff like that).

it's definitely gay. now you know that you're gay too. ᴷᵃᵖᵖᵃ

you just said kappa so you are also gay now

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  • 26 Nov '16
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OH, INDEED, THOSE MAIDENS WILL BLUSH AT THE SIGHT OF MY HEROIC LONG LOCKS WHEN I RELEASE THEM FROM MY BATTLE SCARRED HELMET...

unless my helmet rips half my scalp off in which case ill probably start crying

53 91
  • 24 Nov '16
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A obese 12 y/o Russian kid shouting things like "IDI NAHAUY BLYAT" while slamming me with a jack of all trades starter weapon would be glorious.

yes pls

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  • 21 Nov '16
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Sammy made me laugh with something arguably non-edgy

wot

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  • 18 Nov '16
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@ApatheticDeity said:

@Survii said:
Why not just play the game like a functioning human?

Would haveing any of these ideas implemented make us not human and not playing the game?

yes
no one has even suggested the cabbage patch dance yet
smh

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  • 17 Nov '16
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Why not just play the game like a functioning human?

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  • 20 Oct '16
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@CACommanderGuts said:
Jumping on the wagon! Btw where'd all these new people pop up from?

The depths of hell

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  • 15 Oct '16
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Katana V Longsword
ok lets do this

Katana:
Sharpened piece of metal used to stab carbon-based lifeforms

Longsword:
Sharpened piece of metal used to stab carbon-based lifeforms

hmm personally I think I'll go with the l0ng5s0rd coz its hipster m8

In all seriousness the Katana was only folded 2.55666x10^59 times because the metal they had access to in Japan was pretty shit. But still, a good person with a blade can kill a worse person with a blade, the pathetic "ooh but 12% sharper" etc. stuff is just pathetic imo

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  • 13 Oct '16
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tbh nothing based around medieval weaponry is graceful or glorious or any of that
it is literally a bunch of muscular neckbeards running around with glorified bits of metal smacking each other
well, mordhaus community atleast

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  • 12 Oct '16
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@Sammy said:
Shut the fuck up Roshawn.

edgy

53 91
  • 12 Oct '16
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NO KATANAS CAN CRUT BURRETS IN HARF AND JAPAREESE WON RE WURLD WUR 2 RITH THREM

CHREK YOOR FACTS MRATE

53 91
  • 9 Oct '16
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@CaptainGaymer said:
god fuck stop bitching about the kikestarter.

I read that in an Arnold Schwarzenegger voice

53 91
  • 8 Oct '16
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shrek oh yes.png
its a funny meme now let me in

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  • 3 Oct '16
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@Etrius said:

@Survii said:
Guys it's been 3 days
we cannot let the meme die

what meme? SAND LIZARD?!?!!
LIZARD.jpeg

OH BOY THAT WAS WHAT I NEEDED RIGHT NOW

53 91
  • 2 Oct '16
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Guys it's been 3 days
we cannot let the meme die

53 91
  • 30 Sep '16
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bow?
more like
"NO"
AMIRITE GUYS?!/
HHAHAa
ahaa
aah
.
sorry

53 91
  • 25 Sep '16
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@RebornChief said:

@mrjoe said:
A silver necklace with human fingers attached to it, or a cock.

Drink bleach

wow so original 10/10 www.niceme.me

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  • 25 Sep '16
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Anyone that has worn a face+head covering helmet for a prolonged period of time (whether it be knight roleplay or paintball idc) knows how hot+sweaty you get, you also lose your peripheral vision and your hearing gets really foggy. Dunno how this could be put in the game but please no "WEARIN A HELMET SO BLACK BLOB COVERING 90% OF SCREEN" stuff please