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@Monkeytoes said:
As someone who usually spectates the shitstorm of memes and politics on these forums rather than get involved, I would agree with you two that thesis 3 and 4 are the primary reasons why I don't interact with the Mordhau community much.

"Thesis 3:
People rather spectate the circus burn then be part of the mess. They take popcorn and eat while thinking we are a bunch of pathetic neckbeards cancer of the world who should die a painful death."

Why Monkeytoes, i was starting to like you D':

Shit aside i honestly think that the hostility to new people comenting has decreased substantialy, ¿who would think that just asking and reasoning wih the elite edgelords here would make things change in that regard?
Also i agree with the fact that there isn't any new content to talk about, new people comenting is just to take out a question they may have and that's it, we never ever see them again.

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@Sammy said:

@Carlo_Mano said:
Well, if you want to waste Crush's time with your lockable threads, it's your right.
But then don't complain if Mordhau takes longer to develop...

I'm purposefully delaying it so people buy For Honor, a BETTER GAME, instead

Crush, close this thread and ban this man, tbh.

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Hey i like this thread

@ToLazy4Name said:
the white man's burden

And ran 3 kilometers straight like if a chicken were in front of him

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a pinche pendejo.

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Fuck, i can't insult Peasant, i like him too much

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I support your idea, i myself suggested it in the past, can't remember if devs replied to it but many forum members agreed in that it is a little detail that adds to inmersion so i guess it's a posibility.
Btw welcome to the forums, be prepared for quite a while of waiting (or don't, Kickstarter may pop up any of these days)

P.S: first.

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who the fuck are you?
I mean welcome to the forums, have a slow and cruel death in the hands of waiting.

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Speaking of propaganda wtf happened with indiedb prizes?

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Jokes on you King, im on mobile so i touched instead of clicking.

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Welp im not able to animate shit in pivot, i need too much time, bye bye 10 dollars.

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for my personal taste as long as it keeps being practical and realistic decoration in armor is never too much, unless the design of the decoration itself is shit.

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i guess one learns something everyday, holy shit never thought those existed, love them kek.

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guys come on, stop.

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Watch the one in which he makes a fucking siege sized slingshot.

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@Moeverload said:
That said, there's some trash that can break your immersion entirely, like a chicken helmet
Chicken.jpg

1 V 1 me club penguin u skrub.

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Like a fart in the hand... I mean stop derailing the thread god damn it.

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@King Peasant the Ruthless said:
This is probably the most medievalish thing I have. Unfortunately, it's not functional so it just hangs on my wall.

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not functional but cool as fuck to look at.

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@ToLazy4Name said:
Staff I need you to beat a robber to death with a flail one day. If you do, i'll buy you a new computer or something.

Well you know, it would be epic and hillarious as fuck to get a robber the fuck out of my house with a flail but they require quite the space to be used properly (which i don't have in house), even the one handed one. I would probably have to use one of my tonfas or short sticks, maybe one of my little nunchakus could go well too.

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I can't afford shit so the most medieval-ish things i have are my homemade practice flails

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@Carlo_Mano said:

@afiNity said:
ps: worst thing in chiv is actually hittrading

Yep, in half my deaths i still am the one who hits first.
And i'm like I'll show you in Mordhau, biatch

so much this man, when your weapon is pretty fast but not powerfull enough and you get killed it's like FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU