Mordhau
 King Peasant the Ruthless
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@Sammy said:
I tried to remove picture of me but this forum and memed it, I want devs to remove all pics off me please do now or sue

Could you please remove that pic of me? If you do so, I promise I will never make fun of you ever again.

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@DerFurst said:
waohor areaty youuh hcaligangn g a nazziidr

A bunch of fucking letters.

Youuh a nazziidr?

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If this comment gets 30 likes I will do a massive giveaway. Everyone who likes enters the giveaway. The winner gets a Windows Notepad Application. Proof that I own Notepad:

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Good luck my dudes haha! Like they used to say in the medieval times, may the Force be with you!

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Crowns > communists > Christmas hats

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@Sammy said:

@King Peasant the Ruthless said:
No Sammy fuck you

DO YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST COME HERE, AND INSULT ME? DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM, BOY? YOU ARE NOTHING.

YOU ARE BUT AN ANT TO ME, KID. I COULD SQUASH YOU ANYTIME I WANT BUT I DON'T WASTE ENERGY ON THE LIKES OF YOU. AT LEAST BE GRATEFUL THAT I AM SO MERCIFUL, THAT'S THE MOST YOU CAN DO ANYWAY.

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I want Mordhau. Life is misery. But since there was no such option I voted "No" because Crush closed that very interesting thread about communism and shit.

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This is probably the most medievalish thing I have. Unfortunately, it's not functional so it just hangs on my wall.

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@Humble Staff said:
WHEN YOU SELECT A KATANA IN YOUR LOADOUT A MINIGAME STARTS WHERE YOU HAVE TO FOLD IT ONE THASUAND TAIMS BEFORE SPAWNING OR ELSE IT WILL BREAK IN HALF THE FIRST TIME YOU STRIKE OR PARRY SOMETHING

BUT THEN KATANA DETECTS THAT YOU AREN'T A REAL SENSEI MASTER AND PROCEEDS TO CUT YOU IN HALF LOL

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Tbch is better than tbh, imho.

In *your* most honestest of opinions, which is better?
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I don't want plate armor because it's bad and unrealistic

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@SirZombiethe3rd said:
What do I win?

Monobrow imho tbch afaik

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Top notch necromancy. You deserve a like my friend.

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@xekratos said:
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To make him scarier you should get him a monobrow tbh.

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@SirZombiethe3rd said:
I am running out of photos imho

We haven't seen your face with a monobrow yet

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Yo Lazy allow us to change nicknames on your server because there is absolutely no reason not to allow that.

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@marox said:
Better graphics, and we added cats. Were we filming? Maybe.

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Marox face reveal?????!!?

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@Humble Staff said:
Well i was pretty sure this would happen too, what can i say, Sammy pretty much said what i would say, he is such a sweetie when he wants to.

"Sammy" and "sweetie" are not to be used in one sentence, tbh.