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 PommelRetriever
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  • Date joined 12 Jul '16
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  • 23 Dec '16
 PommelRetriever

my name lies directly above reborn

i will now commit suicide

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  • 17 Nov '16
 PommelRetriever

italicised text

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  • 31 Oct '16
 PommelRetriever

about how often do you guys think this kinda thing happens where some people break down because jeez it isn't nice to see

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  • 29 Oct '16
 PommelRetriever

@TheDankestMeme said:
i found this rare helmet:
240c73acdacc224582c6cb8fab4e5e5d.jpe

thats really cool and i want it on my head

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  • 26 Oct '16
 PommelRetriever

ah man I wish I was part of this cool "old guard" but I'm not great at chiv (only like 70-80 hours) and I'm not a very fast learner. I look forward to the game but im afraid I'll be so bad I won't enjoy it and I'll get put off it everytime I play on a server and get rekt just like in chiv. most of my hours were spent playing against bots

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  • 26 Oct '16
 PommelRetriever

@Austismus "The Brainsmashed" said:
Brigandine from other perspective, made by our beloved artist Max Kaspersson:

brigandine3timesmaxkassperson.jpg

brigandinemaxkasspersonfront.jpg

brigandineglovesmaxkassperson.jpg

literally gave me a boner

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  • 1 Sep '16
 PommelRetriever

on the homepage, have like a pommel fly past behind all the text, just like every once in a while. pretty memeful. I wasn't sure whether to put this in off-topic. idk.

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  • 28 Aug '16
 PommelRetriever

@SIEGE said:
What was this topic about again?

dead babies

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  • 19 Aug '16
 PommelRetriever

@arr0wmanc3r said:
Sexy lobster tailed sallets are sexy:

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While I prefer the firm and erect ones, those are cool too

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  • 4 Aug '16
 PommelRetriever

weeaboo scum

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  • 2 Aug '16
 PommelRetriever

my grandad?

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  • 2 Aug '16
 PommelRetriever

sorry somebody threw a pommel into the past, don't mind me

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dad? Is that you?

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  • 2 Aug '16
 PommelRetriever

this is now my favourite topic. pls more videos of devs goofing around

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  • 26 Jul '16
 PommelRetriever

@EliteTeamKiller said:

@Huggles said:
The devs said they wanted fights that looked like fights, I assume they also want battles that look like battles.

I want to play a game like that yo.

That's got to be at least ten years away.

maybe when exanima/sui generis gets multiplayer, so yeah ten years

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  • 25 Jul '16
 PommelRetriever

@Z said:

@TheDankestMeme said:

@EliteTeamKiller said:

@PommelRetriever said:
I want some of that armour that has a massive protrusion where the crotch is just in case you get an erection while throwing your pommel

That actually existed.

17239-suit-of-armour-made-for-henry-v111tower-of-london

Various sizes of course.

i remember seein dis one irl

adds to list of reasons meme is a fgt

I saw it irl as well, that's why I want it

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  • 24 Jul '16
 PommelRetriever

I want some of that armour that has a massive protrusion where the crotch is just in case you get an erection while throwing your pommel

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  • 13 Jul '16
 PommelRetriever

I'm pommelman

WHERE ARE THE OTHER POMMELS GOING

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  • 13 Jul '16
 PommelRetriever

can I join pls, I new, and I'm here to retrieve thrown pommels